Salman Khan SMS Jokes, Salman Khan Jail Prison

Salman Khan’s new movie:
– Maine drive kiya
– Maine drive kyun kiya
– Drive kiya to darna kya
– Drive kar ke phans gaya yaar
– Driver tussi great ho
– Ek tha driver
Judge Salman Khan ko Maaf kar ne hi wala tha ki
tabhi use salman ki ‘Bodaygard’ movie ka wo dialog yaad a gaya ki..

‘Mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki.. mujh par koi ehsaan karna’

aur kya bas lag gai lanka. 

Salman ne bola hai ke..
‘Mujh pe ek ehsaan karna ke.. mujhpe koi ehsaan mat karna!’

Judge ne serious le liya!!













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